happy chinese new year eve everyone(:
it's the bestest family time you could ask for.

i was supposed to go cycling today.
but she didn't reply me.
i think i was expecting a little too much anyway(:
well, at least she asked me last night.
i'm grateful enough.

i pity all the prawns i just arranged.
raw prawns make me scared.
but anyway,
i believe i have the potential of being a master of food arrangement!
:D i'm gooooood.
they look so pretty(:

dad asked me if i would rather
-my daughter marrying the wrong guy
-my daughter turning lesbian.
haha. i told him i'll rather my daughter be lesbian,
or/and my son be gay.
i don't mind(: as long as they're happy.
haha. my parents were talking about shaun the other day.
buying really gay tshirts and bowers. (they're pink.)
and dad went like:
oh no, sam. your son is turning gay.

rofl mann(:
and mum didn't say anything and continued talking about the way shaun sometimes acted.
like girly sentences and stuff.

i think they should worry more about me right.
xD
haha.

especially with the "i'm laying off guys for a while" thing(:
i still have some feelings you know.
i'll just keep them hidden away. and they'll wear off someday.
i mean like, if you don't even SEE someone, you'll stop liking them soon.
right(:

but still, here's an analysis of what people have been telling me(:
tessa'll say
they just don't know how to appreciate you. it's their loss noelle!
(she says that about every guy i date.)
nat'll say
wahlau. he's such a sucker! (:D)
hongbin'll say
you're still young la. still got so many chances!
alisha'll say
aiya. don't like guys la. go for girls(:
amanda'll say
don't emo la! he's just a guy.
abigail would probably say
staying single is the best (refers to herself and amanda) :D
and shaun'll say
all of them are bastards. (and exclude himself!)

AWWWWWWWWWWW.
i swear. i meet the funniest people:D
they're so sweet mann.
it's inevitable anyway. can't help it(:

i think i've liked a huge number of guys.
ooooops.

and today,
ines told me a story. it was like lame and a TOTAL waste of time.
so much so that i ended up laughing, at HER.

once upon a time (wth???),
a guy worked overtime cause his boss asked him to, and he wasn't very rich.
till 1200am. then he went to the bus stop.
then bus 123 came chugging along.
(chi chi chi chi chi)- sound effects.
the bus reached the bus stop at 1205am.
and he went on. he wanted to go upstairs, but an old lady said:
dooon't goo upstairs. (creepy voice)
so he sat at the back of the bus.

the next day, he worked OT again cause his boss asked him to and he wasn't very rich.
till 1200. then he waited for the bus 123,
and it came at 1205. (chi chi chi chi chi)
again, he wanted to go upstairs, but the same old lady told him:
dooon't goo upstairs.
and he sat at the back.

AND ON THE THIRD DAY,
he worked OT yet again till 12.
and the bus came chugging along at 1205
(chi chi chi chi chi)
he wanted to go upstairs again, but the old lady stopped him with the same words.
but he really wanted to go upstairs. so on the second step he took,
the old lady got kinad angry and went like: doon't go upstairs!
so he got a little pissed, and asked why.
the old lady went:
becauseeeeee, upstairs got no bus driver.
(the story should've ended here btw.)
he went: ah ma, don't need bus driver la! same bus, same bus!
(and i think she wanted to say: and so they lived happily ever after.
but maybe i looked pissed.)

=__________________=
you see how much time she took to tell me the story.
and by the time she finished, i think she expected me to laugh but i was too exasperated.
she threw in the most irrelevant details,
like the bus CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI-ing along, and at 1205. and whatever else.
and maybe shorter it to a day or two.
she should never be a storyteller mannnn.

haha. my sister is like living on another planet with my brother.
they're both totally weird in totally different ways.
O_O
i mean, shaun goes to IKEA to buy fried rice???
and ines goes out for tea to buy an ordinary ham and cheese sandwich that we could totally make at home. and better!
see.
oh my. my poor parents(:

but i suppose it's really good entertainment.

i should totally go get a life.

and stop pathetically waiting for people,

who btw don't give a shit.