at TJC yesterday, we saw this guy.
who wore a shirt saying DUNNO at the back.
then this other guy came along, wearing a shirt that said ISSIT U.
so me and abigail pieced it together.
"ISSIT U?"
"DUNNO"

lol. i love the Singaporean-ness of it. the spelling especially.
she runs with such style, and speed.

Jumper is a terrificly-awesome-omg-mindblowing movie.
especially with Hayden Christensen. i don't really like him but he made this movie really good.
angmohs have such swoon-worthy eyes.
sigh.
but no, i'm not a SPG in the making. eww no.

so bryan was being a little arse today and acting cool.
and i admit i kinda got pissed off by him. but he msged back to apologise for not talking to me much. so i guess he's forgiven.
still, a prick.
he made me go all the way to JURONG just to watch a movie.
and lol, just cause like alot of people he knew were there, he left me more or less alone.
and the worst part, he called my belt 'auntie'. i was ready to pounce.

god.
i hate guys who practically forget about their friends when others are around.
like as though your mian zi is worth a tenth as much as our friendship.
but it's okay.
you act cool,
i be cooler.
(:
you swine.

but my softness made me go like: nvm la.
when i could've said:
-who do you think you are?
-you don't deserve it.
-yeah. tyvm, your apology makes my whole world happier.
-or, i really don't give a shit.
and maybe alot more. haha. mum told me never to let myself get bullied. i shall try another time.

so i left him early enough, met mum for dinner.
she thought i cried. cause this time, both my eyes were really red and i sounded sad cause of my sore throat.
so she was like: did you get scolded??
lol.

she's forbidding me to go to chuch tmr.
and i have to go to the clinic. maybe i should've just said: yes mum, i got bullied. happy?
i hate anti-biotics. and sorry tall guy, for like the third week in a row. i promised you starbucks right? i know you like java chips:D

mum's really funny when she scolds people on the road.
if someone cuts her lane, she'll go: YOU SWINE.
it's really really hilarious.
cause swine's not a bad word and it's usable in front of two kids.
and for me, if i really don't like a girl, i'll call her a cow.
animals are pretty good to use as insults.

we drove past geylang lorong 12.
they really left nothing to the imagination. it was like, as-low-as-you-can-go ripped minis, with i-like-to-cover-my-assets-and-let-you-see-the-rest tops.
wait, it's more like a shirt cut into lingerie. lol.
mum told me she always thought that indians were chaste.
it's quite obviously not the case. i feel sad.

we have this replacement teacher for mrs thong.
she's called ms tong.
she has small eyes, a skinny frame, bangs and a very cian-bian face.
and we like to add: eh sylvia, you two look so alike!
sylvia tong, i pity you. your long-lost relative really makes me wanna punch her.
her lessons are quite horrid.
i'll rather not elaborate.
but she always goes like: okay class, i've finished my lesson. you all can do whatever you want now.
and she likes to tell individual girls: please pay attention in class.
using that annoying voice of hers. please, let me stuff cotton into her mouth, and nose, and ears, and eyes.

all teachers have some trademark.
mr peh likes to end his lesson this way: with this, class dismissed. thank you class.
ALWAYS. i swear. everyday from last year.
mdm goh, when she comes in, likes to say: can you all please open the windows. it's so stuffy.
so much so that we automatically open the windows when we see her walking from opposite. lol.
i can remember so many things about ms lee, but her most award-winning is:
pay attention ahhh.

i've moved from a bird-watcher to a moon-watcher to a teacher-watcher.

anyway, speaking of birds.
some couple of birds built their nest in some tree, and omg, two eggs fell into our flower pot.
i was so upset! they were so delicate and small and white. two birds died):
they should've built it like further in or soemthing. they picked the really thin and lousy branches. mum says that birds don't have a very intelligent brain. i told her snails don't even have a brain. (and they have both male & female sex organs.)
but it was really cute cause we could see like the two fat parents and the bunch of baby birds there. i became a giddy wide-eyed schoolgirl.

okay. i'm going to watch teevee.
i notice some people like to finish their post with "buh bye"s.
so i shall go,

let's meet again(: